making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
