I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
