On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
be right there i have to get my cape
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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