After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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