found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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