My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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