Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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