i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my shit smells like andre
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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