I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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