Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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