Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently you make a good broom.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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