help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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