Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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