ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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