CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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