All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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