even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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