I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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