yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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