kristin has been a bad kristin
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize