We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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