Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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