Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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