spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We need to get me chipped asap
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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