I wannas sexs uuuuu
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Drake has all the answers
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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