dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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