I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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