what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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