have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
