i just had sex bonerless
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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