she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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