Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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