I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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