I need to stop coming to work sober
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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