Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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