i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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