; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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