He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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