i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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