There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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