Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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