So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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