I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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