She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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