Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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