How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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