You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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