Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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