I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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