Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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