I want to stick my p in your. b.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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