I hate your face
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.