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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(810): View more from Michigan

i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.

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(830): View more from Texas

she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.

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(217): View more from Illinois

you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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(636): View more from Missouri

No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times

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(765): View more from Indiana

I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.

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