Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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