I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
