I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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