How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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