You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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