question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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