Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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